A nice grandma to bake more cookies.
Sometimes i feel i’ve got to
*Tchaikovsky physically manifests in my house and fires two canon balls, destroying my home*
run away
More you might like
“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.
And no, I don’t mean like “guy who wears robes with a water motif is actually a fire wizard”. I mean like “seven-foot-tall mountain of gleaming muscle with sword the size of a surfboard strapped to his back is actually the Nine Realms’ most feared lawyer”.
Hiram McDaniels, a nine headed dragon wanted for insurance fraud.
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS that if maria’s character had been a man there would be NO question if carol had a previous relationship with them or loved them romantically, but because maria is a woman people are like “do you hear something?” THEY LITERALLY SHOWED A PICTURE OF THEIR LITTLE FAMILY TOGETHER ON CHRISMAS MORNING. LET’S ALL COLLECTIVELY ACKNOWLEDGE THIS
really hoping that marvel’s huge success with spiderverse spurs enough jealousy at dc to reboot static shock bc we as a species deserve a static shock reboot
